If you’ve made it this far, you’re probably considering reaching out to make a booking. I don’t have a lot of time in my personal life – due to a demanding job and other commitments. So spending any free time answering questions is out of the question. Everything is answered in my FAQ. If you want to proceed, follow the steps below.

• In order to strike any sort of conversation with me, please go order a pair of my worn-to-order socks. That way, I can see that you’re genuinely interested in doing this and you get a pair of my smelly socks in the process! If you’re feeling generous, you can add a tip to your order which will really catch my attention. If you can’t receive socks, you can simply add a tip to your basket. 
• Buying a pair of my socks does not guarantee you a real-life session, my decision is based on a number of factors. It certainly gives you a chance, however!
• Although I am open to doing sessions across the UK, this will significantly increase the price of my service. Therefore, please be prepared to travel to Leeds or Manchester for my best rates.
• Please read my F.A.Q before getting in touch.