FAQ
Look, it sort of makes sense when you think about it. If you want a session smelling my actual feet, then why wouldn’t you want a pair of really smelly, week-old socks that I have worn freshly for you? This way, if you like the smell of my socks, I know you will like my feet… So if anything, it really puts my mind at rest and helps me to feel more comfortable with the idea of doing it in person. Don’t be put off by this hurdle, it’s simply a tool that I have the privilege of being able to use to weed out time wasters.
Buying a pair of socks does not guarantee you a one-way ticket to a meet-up, but it does open up a conversation and gets us one step closer.
Yes, some of my stats are on this page!
Everything is covered on this page. It’s not an exhaustive list, however. So if you want to propose other things, so long as they aren’t sexual then I will consider them.
This is a bespoke service and as such, it commands a higher price tag. If you’ve tried asking for this service from others, you will know how this really is one-of-a-kind. Also, I do not have a lot of free time in my life… So if I am to spend that free time with you, it needs to be worth my while. This is a hobby for me – and I really enjoy seeing how weak smelly feet make you.
Session prices are from £700 plus associated costs (additional travel). Price does vary depending on what the session entails and also how long the session is to last – but if you were to have an hour in Leeds, £700 is a good estimate.
I usually will need at least two weeks notice. I can session on Friday evenings after working a day on my feet. Also I can make Saturday or Sundays work. It really depends on a number of factors, which we can discuss when arranging a session.
No, not while I’m around! This is not a sexual service.
Of course. I do not discriminate.
There are no guarantees in life!
However, I will be wearing the same socks for X number of days before our meet-up. I will also be either coming from work or from a shopping trip, or some form of exercise to ensure that there is a fresh layer of sweet scent ready to be enjoyed. We will discuss this when arranging a session.
- Get in touch with your session request. Be sure to read everything on this page before submitting. Be sure to make a good application.
- If you met the requirements I will usually reply within 4 working days and we can discuss it a little further.
- Once we have agreed on the outline and I’m 100% happy to proceed, I will accept your session. See next question.
Congratulations, you’re one of the lucky few! You will need to 60% of your free up front, online. Instructions will be given. After the deposit is received, we can finalise our session requests and then all you need to do is show up for the session!
